
Eat n park is the place for smilez. just like it say in the commercial. i luh dat.
they have a sillyack friendly menu, which is good for our dear frand gluten-free emily. i luh dat.

they have endless grilled stickies a la mode, which is the poison of choice for sam-sam fresh. i luh dat.
they have trashy washed up cougar waitresses that don't got teef. i luhhhh dat.
they is open 24 hours a day, which is good for our insomnia. hey-o, i luhhhhhhhhdat.

You is beautiful. I LUH DAT.


Captain Planet was the first to successfully rawk the euro-mullet. I think that they should do a action movie about Captain Planet, it's culturally relevant with the whole go green thing.